so i can write anything i want here...and it is its very own...page. i don't really know what this means. but i'm doing it anyway because, well, why not? blogger suggested i make an "about me" page. i don't really know if i like that whole idea. if you already know me, then you don't really need an "about me" page, do you? and if you don't know me, i am more concerned with how in the world you ended up here than i am with telling you about myself. how about this: a "NOT about me" page. that sounds more interesting. at least to me.
so here are some things that have nothing to do with me. here we go:
small talk
republicans
closed-minded food decisions
closed-minded anything
holiday-themed oven mitts
ruffled clothing
judgment
decorative items that serve no other purpose
confrontation
emoticons
french manicures
cliches
work-out clothes that are too "matchy"
disorganization
the use of excessive exclamation points
gladiator sandals
ass-kissing
dogs that are smaller than my cats
skorts
i'll add more as i see fit. you may go now.
